Cousins!

Last week one of my cousins stopped by to visit ... well TW Mommy's first cousin, Jess.  She came down from Iowa ...she was on Spring Break from college.  I think the best Spring Break is spent with Mad Max!

Can't you tell we are cousins??

She said she might want to become a toy designer.  What are you going to design Mad Max?  Like Mommy ... my favorite toy store is Kidrobot!  I hope you come visit again soon.

-Mad Max

How many adults does it take to open a Super Stroller? ...

Before I answer the question above ...

Let me fill you in on what a nightmare the other day was ... (and you wonder why I often just have my eyes closed!).

Train Wreck Mommy and I went to visit Gma A and Great Auntie Jackie earlier this week ... Mommy keeps telling me I need to practice being at Gma A's some since I will be there soon (I know not of what she speaks... all I hear is "Lock Up"... but I guess it isn't too terrible that my Baby Leave gets extended.  I will miss you Mommy!  I will worry about how you will survive at YES Prep SE without me, haha!).

We also went there to go shopping.  That's when everything went south.

But before we get to that ...

Here is my new Super Bed I get to sleep in at the Train Wrecks... I mean, Gma A and Gpa A - love you!

Hey Monkey!  You will have to sleep elsewhere.  Thank you.  I am a Super Safe Infant.  Even though my middle name is Danger.

Here I am trying at the pee pee and poo poo changing area.  What are you looking at turtle?  This isn't a peep show.

Here Gma is giving me my first bottle from her.  Didn't taste like Scotch.  Fired.  Mommy!  Mommy!  I think I have to come with you to work!  Love you, Gma A.

So then ... 24 hours later we got out the door after the ladies pulled themselves together and put me in my Super Seat.  Mommy wants to time Gma A to see how 1) how accurate (safe) she can be and 2) how quick she can be.  I promise not to throw them off with flying spit up, leaking poo, or an extra heavy Super Baby Outfit.

First stop: Lowes.  I'm helping Mommy design and decorate our townhome.  Sign of Trouble #1: "Let's try to put his Super Seat in the shopping cart!  That will be great fun!" ... Ahem.  Enough said.

Mad Max is fading quickly.  You really can only see so many paint samples.  I can pick a paint sample in my sleep!

Okay, I'm back again.

Oh, Mommy.  I think the GRAY one.  (By the way ... yes, we are going back again to Lowes.  We picked the wrong paint color.  I don't think she listened to me the first time).

Second Stop: Barcenas Mexican Restaurant (again).  Sign of Trouble #2: Actually using a Changing Table in at bathroom.  Between Mommy vomiting in her mouth and screaming "don't touch anything, Mino!"... the situation didn't leave much to be desired.  But a better place was in the actual restaurant:

Here I am above with baby Lambie watching Mommy down a few margaritas... haha just kidding.

And then a bad, bad vomit happened at some point... but I got to put on the awesome bib that Auntie Tam bought me.  Although Auntie Tam and my Mommy are confused because it's actually MY blog.. haha.

After that we went to the mall to look for some window treatments ... we don't have any photos, and it is probably better that way.

Sign of Trouble #3: Two ... well three adults who have not passed any classes or tests on Super Strollers attempt to open a stroller in a mall parking lot.

Let's just say ... it took Gma A, Great Auntie Jackie, Mommy (almost breaking my Super Stroller)... a stranger (not a day over 18 years old), and a possible mall cop or ex-con for us to successfully open the stroller, enter the mall, leave the mall, and close the stroller. 

Needless to say, I don't think we are doing that again anytime soon.

-Mad Max

Professional Bloggers Do Not Eat Baby Powder

So Auntie Tam and Uncle Michael were in town this past weekend.  I blame them and all my visiting fans for my lack of blogging lately!  Love y'all.

Before I get to some fan news that is much overdue ... some important news of the day.

I still plan to become a Houston Texan one day ... (don't worry, Dad).  And I still plan to go to Duke one day (don't worry, Mom) ... but I'm thinking in the meantime, I will also work on becoming a Professional Blogger.  Should I get on FB?  Twitter?  Order Super Infant Business Cards?  This morning Mommy and I were reading the New York Times as we often do during breakfast, and we came across Queens of the Mom-Blog Kingdom.  Umm, forget Mom blogs (borrr-ing!), what about Super Infant Blogs?

I think Mad Max should start following blogs.  Any recommendations?

In other news (to circle back to the title of this blog), TW Mommy has Dr. Oz (Wack Job) on ... and there are "stressed out Moms" addicted to eating baby powder.  Wow.  See what I mean ... Super Infant Blogs, so much better than Mom blogs.  Love you, Mommy!

And to catch up on my fans ...

Last week Gma A and "Auntie" Jackie (TW Mommy's Aunt) came to visit me!  We did some Activity Time, went to Paulie's for lunch, and went to see the new Baby's 1st Furniture on Kirby (and when we returned home I had a strong bottle of whiskey and beat them at poker).  Come visit again soon!!

Last Friday "Auntie" Alicen came to visit us too.  Thanks for bringing us delicious lunch from W Grill.  But I heard there were Margaritas to go ... ?  Mad Max likes them with salt for future reference.

Come again soon!  Or maybe I'll see you when you pick me up for March Madness.  You know I put the "Mad" in March Madness, right?

More soon!

-Mad Max

When it Rains it Pours

I got more surprises this week! 

Check out the special personalized blanket and towel I got from Great Aunt Carol on my Mommy's side ... it has all of my special stats.  Thank you!

And being that I am a Super Boy ... this gift is just hilarious to me... my gf Jocelyn ("Auntie" Stephanie's daughter) got me a snot sucker!  TW Mommy has to suck my snot out!  How about that!  I'll make more snot just for you.  Thank you!

And just for fun, here is a pic from earlier today ... Activity Time with Daddy is the best time of the week!

-Mad Max