Love and Rock 'n Roll ...

I received a surprise in the mail today!!  Much needed after two crazy days with Train Wreck Mommy sleep training me.  Love you, Mommy.

"Auntie" Jax and "Uncle" Jeff sent me an awesome Swaddle suit and some organic onesies from Giggle.  I'm sure Train Wreck (TW) Mommy loves the packaging!  Check it out.  Thank you Jax and Jeff.  I hope you come visit soon from NYC!  Or I hope I get to go to NYC soon.  Mad Max is ready to hit the Hamptons this summer.

Today I wore my monkey and dot outfit from "Auntie" Brownie.  I didn't do so well with my activity times so far today, but don't tell Mommy I was hittin' the clubs on Washington last night.  Mad Max is tired.

Look at me!  Hey ladies, you made Mad Max a tired Super Infant today.

I also need to show you that my Super Rocker finally arrived!  Gpa A and Daddy went to pick it up this past Saturday.  It's perfect, isn't it Mommy?  I think it needs more of my spit up to be complete though.  Sometimes I just fly right out of my bed to lay in my rocker.  Seriously.

Hey, Cowie .... what are you looking at?  This is Mad's chair.  Love you, Cowie.

-Super Mad Max

Fan Club at the Hospital

Mad Max lovesssss visitors!  I really loved my hospital visitors and any extra special attention I got during my stay.  You know, being born isn't an easy task ... right, Mommy?

Here is the sign on my hospital room door...all of my visitors got to sign it!

"Auntie" Alicen was my first non-Family Member visitor.  Thanks for coming, and thanks for the Sprinkles cupcakes, Alicen!  Cupcakes are always welcome, says Mommy.

My hospital stay wouldn't have been the same without a visit from "Auntie" Jessicana.  Thanks for the flowers, Auntie J!

I also had a lot of train wreck visitors from my school, YES Prep SE.  This is me with JCranc.  How are you holding up w/o me "Auntie" JCranc?  Thanks for bringing me a flower.  Mommy and I are enjoying it in her room now.

Here I am being held by "Auntie" LAR / LARsies!  I miss you, "Auntie" LAR!  You keep Train Wreck Mommy in check (don't worry, I'm keeping her in check now).

Here I am with Wizard Norma!  Thanks for coming to visit and bringing us such a nice plant.  We are now enjoying it in Mommy's room... which is nice because we are trapped inside.  Mommy, when can we go outside?  Come visit again soon, "Auntie" Norma.

Here we are.. me, Mommy, the Wizards, and "Auntie" Jessicana.  Train Wreck Mommy!  Take a shower, please... oh wait, they wouldn't let you shower yet.  Sorry, Mommy.

Here I am with "Auntie" Brownie.  She brought me a cute monkey outfit, thank you!  I'll have to remind Train Wreck Mommy to take a picture of me in it.

Here I am with "Uncle" Matt and Daddy.  You may remember him from a previous blog post.  He already came to see me at home too!  Come visit again soon.

Daddy's Uncle Dudley and Aunt Maggie came to visit.  Aunt Maggie and I are birthday twins!  MJ and MJ!

I love you, Aunt Maggie.  Don't we have the best birthdays, ever?

And of course a big thank you to my #1 visitors - both sets of Grandparents!  They came to see me almost everyday I think.  They also helped Train Wreck Mommy and Lacking Sleep Daddy.

And here are my pretty flowers from my visitors, and from Auntie Tam and Uncle Michael and from "Auntie" Eek and Family.  Thank you!  Mad Max feels loved by his fans.

-Mad Max

Fan Club

I know I still have much to fill you in on about my birth and life leading up to today ... but Mommy is organizing some photos from Grandpa Alcancia ... so I am waiting on that (and you know he took 10.5 billion of me).  Speaking of Grandpa Alcancia, Happy Anniversary to Grandma and Grandpa A!  Mad Max loves and misses you.  Come visit soon!

In the meantime, I've been enjoying many visitors while Train Wreck Mommy and I are having cabin fever in my new home.  (By the way, tomorrow will be our first time to leave since the hospital!  I have my nude modeling photo shoot tomorrow.  And no, it's not for Playbaby.  It's with Erin Carlyle Photography.)

Matt, Daddy's friend since nearly the womb, came to visit me.  He said I will soon have what is growing on his face.  Watch out infant ladies!  I like Matt... we have almost similar hair on top of our head.  Come visit again soon, "Uncle" Matt.

Here I am with "Uncle" Timmy.  He's also one of Daddy's childhood friends... and Auntie Tam's childhood friend.  Mommy tells me that's how she met Daddy.  Thanks Timmy!  Timmy lives right down the road in Sawyer Heights too.  I think he said he would babysit anytime.  Or maybe he said we could hit up the bars on Washington anytime.  Either way,  I'm down.  Bottle service only, please.

Daddy's friends Bryan and Johanna also came to visit.  "Uncle" Bryan also grew up with Daddy.  They brought me lots of nice clothes and bath items.  Thank you!  In return, I had to show them my "Blue Steel" look.  It's hard being really, really, really, ridiculously good looking.  Mommy will have to try to catch a photo of my look sometime.

Mommy's friend Brownie came to visit today!  "Auntie" Brownie (Marjorie) works with me and Mommy at YES Prep.  She said the place was a train wreck without me... although I'm sure JCranc is doing a good job keeping the art students in check.  Brownie!  Don't forget the tacos next time.  Hold the beans, it gives me a tummy ache.

Mommy's friend Ashley also came to visit today.  She's Mommy's friend from childhood, but we also all work at YES Prep together.  "Auntie" Ashley and I had a great time during "Activity Time."  I heard she's an old pro at Activity Time.  I also heard she has some daughters I will meet someday.  Watch out, Mad Max is a ladies man!

"Auntie" Ashley brought me an awesome learning toy.  Thank you!  She said it's for when I get older.  Umm, I didn't have the heart to tell her I'm very advanced, and I'm going to use it in my crib tonight!  By the way, check out my Converse kicks (socks) from Auntie Tam and Uncle Michael.  I'm just like Daddy!  I'm also wearing my Rockets onesie from Daddy.  Now that Yao is out for the season, my phone has been ringing off the hook.  Hey guys, I would love to join the team, but I must keep Mommy company during her maternity leave.

My Johnson relatives also came to visit today.  Auntie Dana, Cousin Corryn ... and hiding baby Cousin Rilyn, and Grandma Johnson.  They sure were excited to see me.  Well, do you blame them?  I don't think I'll get their blonde hair, but I'll see what they can do at my salon.

-Mad Max

My Office Hours and Being Threadless

Mommy's friend JCranc had one of her awesome HS learners create my new office sign!  My office is (of course) the Staff Lounge Bathroom.  I spend most of my day there.  They need to contact Mommy for an appointment.  I'll provide photos soon! ... I'm leaving you in suspense... (the photos Mom has right now are sideways ...upside down... she seems to like things like that, like me!).

As a side note, I was going to share a pitcher of ... this afternoon at the Staff "Mandatory Fun" Bowling Event with Mr. Bose, Mr. Schmidt (Foggy Bottom), Mr. Simmons (Tanner), and Ms. Ramirez (Brownie) but Mommy said "it's a school night."  Boring!  Thursday is the new Friday.

In other important news of the day, Mommy got me new hoodsies!  Here is a sneak peek of one of them:

Daddy has the EXACT same hoodsie!  Well, his is a t-shirt.  Threadless is Daddy's favorite website for his t-shirts.  I love matching Daddy.  I'm not big into matching Mommy.  Mr. Schmidt may label me as a "tranny fetus."