It's All Downhill When You Pee On Your Face ...

I meant to blog more yesterday, but please see the title of this blog.  I was having a pretty good day yesterday, but then ... I peed on my face!  What a way to ruin a perfectly good afternoon.  Let me start with the good ...

First, I got to wear my first pair of Super Big Boy Pants because my cord fell off the night before.  I look fly ... I look good!  I'm just like Daddy!

Close up of me ... Iron Man Mad Max.

Check out my Super Big Boy Pants!  I guess you can't really tell since I'm in my Super Swing.  But they are pants.  I swear!  No body suit here.

Then I had a fun visitor at lunchtime.  "Auntie" Sandy came to visit.  She brought us lunch, and she brought me a super cool frame and kit to do my footprints.  Everyone must love my monkey toes!  They are always wanting prints of my feet.  Thank you, "Auntie" Sandy!

Then ... just when you think the day can't get any better... bam, you are on your Poo Poo and Pee Pee table... Mommy is changing you, and you accidently pee on your face.  Don't you hate it when that happens?  After that... the day just took a turn for the worst.  I couldn't fall asleep for my afternoon naps.

So you'd think I'd be tired last night and fall asleep easily?  Well, don't jump to any conclusions.  Last night, as Mommy would say = Train Wreck.  I'm sorry, Mommy!  Let's nap a lot today, okay?

-Mad Max

Mommy's Little Cupcake

If you know my Mommy ... you know she loves cupcakes!  And Mommy loves treating me with lots of cupcakes.  Daddy hopes I come out a linebacker, a kicker, or an NBA Superstar!

This past Sunday I made cupcakes with "Auntie" Alicen, Sandy, and Ashley... and "Cousin" Yvonne.

Mommy finally dusted off some of her wedding gifts and put her baking skills to practice!  Or as Daddy says... "training to be a good wifey!"... Alicen was the Master Baker, and "Train Wreck" Sandy and Ashley were "Duncan" and "Hines."

Alicen... showing her skillz with Mommy's Kitchen Aid mixer.

Sandy and Alicen in Daddy's kitchen!

Yum!  Mad Max loves icing.  Look at Mommy.  Is that apron flattering for my house, Mommy?  Let's think about that.  I look best in black.  I'm very goth.  A goth hipster fetus.

Mmmm, the chocolate cupcakes we made.  We put some fresh mint and peppermint on top of some of them.  Mad Max loves spices.

We also made Daddy VEGAN Chocolate Cupcakes!  Sandy said... "this batter looks wayyy too watery!!"... she thinks that was watery... think about how my cupcakes taste in the womb!?

(I only have so many more days or weeks of making fun of my womb).

-Mad Max

Who said a fetus can't paint (upside down)?

Mommy and I have been so busy this past week!

From school, to our 10.5 billion hour Birthing Class with Daddy (he only fell asleep 3 times!), Grandpa Johnson's Retirement Party, to the Texans / Rockets losing (again), preparing my nursery, and more!

More including meeting "Auntie" Ashley ... Sandy ... and Alicen on Sunday for some pottery painting at The Mad Potter on Sunday.  Mommy found a Lambie Bank for us to paint!!

Here are the before shots... oh Mommy, don't we look better in a spray tan?  Poor Mommy, I hope she forgives me for making her so bloated.

Mommy, My House, and "Auntie" Alicen

This is the Lambie before!  The Mad Potter lady said "are you painting him black for the black sheep of the family?"... (maybe because Mommy and I ordered a lot of black paint.. we are very goth!)... although she already knows my family too well, I'm not the black sheep yet!

"Auntie" Sandy and "Auntie" Ashley

Lambie after!  Didn't Mom and I do a great job?  It'll look even better after they fire it.  We also wrote Max on his bottom.  Most appropriate.  It took us forever to do his brown ears.  They gave us broken paint!