Mad Max is now weighing in at ...

Train Wreck Mommy, Daddy, and I got to leave the house today ... for my first doctor's appointment.  I wore a pimp outfit from Mommy's friend "Auntie" Tiffany, but I managed to poo up my back later that afternoon ...let's not talk about that though.  When a Super Infant has to go .... he has to go, okay?

Here I am with Daddy at my doctor's appointment.  Daddy had to strip me down to almost my diaper... whoa, whoa, whoa... now I know how Mommy felt at her doctor appointments.

Mommy found my doctor through her friend "Auntie" Ashley.  Thanks, "Auntie" Ashley!  She sure was nice.

So this will probably send the ladies into a line around the block ...but Mad Max is now weighing in at ...

As you may remember, I started at 7 lbs 15.9 oz.  The doctor even asked Train Wreck Mommy if she was feeding me Half and Half ... I'm just a growing boy, you know!

Not only that, but I am 2 inches longer.  2 inches closer to being the Texans kicker next season!

Here I am after my examination.  The doc said I am ready to take a Super Big Boy bath on Wednesday.  Finally!  The ladies like a fresh smellin' Mad Max.  She also said Train Wreck Mommy and Daddy should put me on a sleep schedule with sleep training this week.  What!  Sleep at night??  This is Mad Max you are talking about.  But then I figured this training schedule would be good preparation for the Texans Training Camp.

-Mad Max

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I know I still have much to fill you in on about my birth and life leading up to today ... but Mommy is organizing some photos from Grandpa Alcancia ... so I am waiting on that (and you know he took 10.5 billion of me).  Speaking of Grandpa Alcancia, Happy Anniversary to Grandma and Grandpa A!  Mad Max loves and misses you.  Come visit soon!

In the meantime, I've been enjoying many visitors while Train Wreck Mommy and I are having cabin fever in my new home.  (By the way, tomorrow will be our first time to leave since the hospital!  I have my nude modeling photo shoot tomorrow.  And no, it's not for Playbaby.  It's with Erin Carlyle Photography.)

Matt, Daddy's friend since nearly the womb, came to visit me.  He said I will soon have what is growing on his face.  Watch out infant ladies!  I like Matt... we have almost similar hair on top of our head.  Come visit again soon, "Uncle" Matt.

Here I am with "Uncle" Timmy.  He's also one of Daddy's childhood friends... and Auntie Tam's childhood friend.  Mommy tells me that's how she met Daddy.  Thanks Timmy!  Timmy lives right down the road in Sawyer Heights too.  I think he said he would babysit anytime.  Or maybe he said we could hit up the bars on Washington anytime.  Either way,  I'm down.  Bottle service only, please.

Daddy's friends Bryan and Johanna also came to visit.  "Uncle" Bryan also grew up with Daddy.  They brought me lots of nice clothes and bath items.  Thank you!  In return, I had to show them my "Blue Steel" look.  It's hard being really, really, really, ridiculously good looking.  Mommy will have to try to catch a photo of my look sometime.

Mommy's friend Brownie came to visit today!  "Auntie" Brownie (Marjorie) works with me and Mommy at YES Prep.  She said the place was a train wreck without me... although I'm sure JCranc is doing a good job keeping the art students in check.  Brownie!  Don't forget the tacos next time.  Hold the beans, it gives me a tummy ache.

Mommy's friend Ashley also came to visit today.  She's Mommy's friend from childhood, but we also all work at YES Prep together.  "Auntie" Ashley and I had a great time during "Activity Time."  I heard she's an old pro at Activity Time.  I also heard she has some daughters I will meet someday.  Watch out, Mad Max is a ladies man!

"Auntie" Ashley brought me an awesome learning toy.  Thank you!  She said it's for when I get older.  Umm, I didn't have the heart to tell her I'm very advanced, and I'm going to use it in my crib tonight!  By the way, check out my Converse kicks (socks) from Auntie Tam and Uncle Michael.  I'm just like Daddy!  I'm also wearing my Rockets onesie from Daddy.  Now that Yao is out for the season, my phone has been ringing off the hook.  Hey guys, I would love to join the team, but I must keep Mommy company during her maternity leave.

My Johnson relatives also came to visit today.  Auntie Dana, Cousin Corryn ... and hiding baby Cousin Rilyn, and Grandma Johnson.  They sure were excited to see me.  Well, do you blame them?  I don't think I'll get their blonde hair, but I'll see what they can do at my salon.

-Mad Max

Mommy's Little Cupcake

If you know my Mommy ... you know she loves cupcakes!  And Mommy loves treating me with lots of cupcakes.  Daddy hopes I come out a linebacker, a kicker, or an NBA Superstar!

This past Sunday I made cupcakes with "Auntie" Alicen, Sandy, and Ashley... and "Cousin" Yvonne.

Mommy finally dusted off some of her wedding gifts and put her baking skills to practice!  Or as Daddy says... "training to be a good wifey!"... Alicen was the Master Baker, and "Train Wreck" Sandy and Ashley were "Duncan" and "Hines."

Alicen... showing her skillz with Mommy's Kitchen Aid mixer.

Sandy and Alicen in Daddy's kitchen!

Yum!  Mad Max loves icing.  Look at Mommy.  Is that apron flattering for my house, Mommy?  Let's think about that.  I look best in black.  I'm very goth.  A goth hipster fetus.

Mmmm, the chocolate cupcakes we made.  We put some fresh mint and peppermint on top of some of them.  Mad Max loves spices.

We also made Daddy VEGAN Chocolate Cupcakes!  Sandy said... "this batter looks wayyy too watery!!"... she thinks that was watery... think about how my cupcakes taste in the womb!?

(I only have so many more days or weeks of making fun of my womb).

-Mad Max

Who said a fetus can't paint (upside down)?

Mommy and I have been so busy this past week!

From school, to our 10.5 billion hour Birthing Class with Daddy (he only fell asleep 3 times!), Grandpa Johnson's Retirement Party, to the Texans / Rockets losing (again), preparing my nursery, and more!

More including meeting "Auntie" Ashley ... Sandy ... and Alicen on Sunday for some pottery painting at The Mad Potter on Sunday.  Mommy found a Lambie Bank for us to paint!!

Here are the before shots... oh Mommy, don't we look better in a spray tan?  Poor Mommy, I hope she forgives me for making her so bloated.

Mommy, My House, and "Auntie" Alicen

This is the Lambie before!  The Mad Potter lady said "are you painting him black for the black sheep of the family?"... (maybe because Mommy and I ordered a lot of black paint.. we are very goth!)... although she already knows my family too well, I'm not the black sheep yet!

"Auntie" Sandy and "Auntie" Ashley

Lambie after!  Didn't Mom and I do a great job?  It'll look even better after they fire it.  We also wrote Max on his bottom.  Most appropriate.  It took us forever to do his brown ears.  They gave us broken paint!