10.5 Billion Hour Breastfeeding Class

This morning I went with Mommy and Daddy to Breastfeeding Class at the hospital.  Daddy was thrilled!  Mommy has to take a class on how to feed me?  So silly.  I'm ready for reservations at a Bobby Flay restaurant!  Or maybe Nobu?

Here is their Doll that is suppose to look like me:




Wow, am I tan or what?  I am also a little bit shiny, and I have a lot of wrinkles.  I hope I don't come out looking like that!  Marc Jacobs is expecting me in Milan for the Baby Runway Fall 2011 Collection.

Daddy picked Mommy a fake breast that was chocolate colored.  Looks like I would be taking a mouth full of cloth!

I might end up with Blue Eyes like Daddy ... there is a chance!  Here's hoping.

Doesn't Daddy looked thrilled?  I know, I know, George / Jorge ... aka the doll baby isn't quite like Mad Max, but there is no reason to be scared of him, Dad!



I think I saved the best pic for last.  Mommy is being silly holding George / Jorge in the same position as I am in!  Does that look comfortable?  No!  I think Mommy should stand on her head all day.

I've had a really busy day.  After our class, I went shopping with Mommy at Target... and then I went with Mom and Dad to the Houston Rockets Home Opener - RED RISING!  I took a photo with Clutch Bear!  Of course ... Daddy bought me some awesome Rockets outfits.  A blog update and photos to come soon.

My Office Hours and Being Threadless

Mommy's friend JCranc had one of her awesome HS learners create my new office sign!  My office is (of course) the Staff Lounge Bathroom.  I spend most of my day there.  They need to contact Mommy for an appointment.  I'll provide photos soon! ... I'm leaving you in suspense... (the photos Mom has right now are sideways ...upside down... she seems to like things like that, like me!).

As a side note, I was going to share a pitcher of ... this afternoon at the Staff "Mandatory Fun" Bowling Event with Mr. Bose, Mr. Schmidt (Foggy Bottom), Mr. Simmons (Tanner), and Ms. Ramirez (Brownie) but Mommy said "it's a school night."  Boring!  Thursday is the new Friday.

In other important news of the day, Mommy got me new hoodsies!  Here is a sneak peek of one of them:

Daddy has the EXACT same hoodsie!  Well, his is a t-shirt.  Threadless is Daddy's favorite website for his t-shirts.  I love matching Daddy.  I'm not big into matching Mommy.  Mr. Schmidt may label me as a "tranny fetus."

I CRAVE ...

I CRAVE Mommy's attention.  Mommy loves to talk to me (sing to me, rock me, and shake my house), but today ... Mommy was a HUGE complainer ... "oh!  my back!  my back!  my achin' back!"... "my feet!"... "Mad Max, look at Mommy's huge feet!"

I tried to shout some encouraging words...but I got a mouth full of odd liquid.

Things turned around in the afternoon!  Mad Max loves Elective Rounds Meetings.  Mommy's friend JCranc had CRAVE cupcakes.  I love Crave Cupcakes!  I think more than Mommy.  Look at me at the Electives Round Mtg (well, my house):

My house is all sideways upside down in this photo like I am most of the day!  Oh, Mommy... pull it together!

And then we had Pumpkin Carving!  Maybe "Train Wreck" Mommy shouldn't be holding the carving knife!

I wonder what is in store for us tomorrow at YES Prep SE's Mandatory Bowling Fun!  I heard Tina the Terrific Teacher may go ... She needs to pull herself together too.  She's been sitting on Mommy's crate asking for coverage for MONTHS now.

At Least I Didn't Pee On My Hand ...

I may be swimming around in a pouch of liquid, but at least I didn't pee on my hand.  Mommy is so silly!

We had a doctor's appointment today, and Mom had to do her routine urine sample.  She's claiming my house is so big that she couldn't easily find the cup.  End result: Mom peed on her hand!  I'll remember that when she is complaining about my dirty diapers.  In fact, I am thinking about skipping the diaper stage.  I'm not sure how they will look with my newborn skinny jeans?

Then "Train Wreck" Mom almost started crying!  I can't take that woman anywhere.  They couldn't find my heartbeat right away ... and she flipped out.  My heart was strong of course at a solid 144.  Dad says I'm ready to start training for my first triathlon.

The nurse pushed and poked my house and told Mom my head was facing down ready for birth.  No wonder I feel like the blood is rushing to my head!  I'm upside down!  It's also more difficult to read the New York Times in this position.

Auntie Tam is coming to my next doctor's visit!  Let's hope Mommy doesn't embarrass the both of us by peeing on her hand again.

Here I am with Auntie Tam!  Well, you can see my house.

-Mad Max

From Womb to World

I'm Mad Max the Super Fetus.  First known as Mini ... next Blue ... and now Mad Max (and sometimes Mighty Mad Max).

I'm scheduled to go from Womb to World in a little over two months (1-1-11)!  So it is time to start preparing for my arrival through my blog (we all know Mom can't find the time to keep up with her blog!).  I would have been blogging since the very beginning in April, but ... not only is the high speed Internet connection low in my womb (aka my house), Mom's hurling (that lasted until late July) was really disruptive.  And it's hard being a fetus.  You wouldn't believe how tiring it is growing all of these body parts!  And Mom thinks teaching is difficult.

I won't be blogging too much over the next two months, and I'll need to add the bells and whistles later.  I'm currently very busy adding my fat.  Just ask Mom, it's very tiring!  Luckily Dad is an awesome cook, and he keeps me well fed.  Check out the homemade scones he made this weekend.

I'm also very busy helping train wreck Mom!  We make a difference daily at YES Prep SE, and Mom has an extensive To Do List.  One of my favorite hobbies is getting my nursery ready.  That is where "Lambie the Lamb" lives.  And who doesn't love Lambie the Lamb?  In fact, Crazy Train Grandma and Grandpa Alcancia bought me a present yesterday - a Lambie the Lamb swing!  I hope the feline doesn't find it and use it for cat naps.  Daddy put it together today.

Thanks Grandma and Grandpa A!

I'm also excited about my new crib (from Grandma and Grandpa Johnson - thank you!)!  I hope it's more roomy than my current house.

This is a photo of my current house at Auntie Tam and Uncle Michael's Rehearsal Dinner.  Mom is feeding me a mocktail and apps!

Mom says it's time to go lesson plan.  Oh, Mommy!  Until next time ... stay tuned for updates on my kicking (Dad is training me to be a professional NFL kicker), my lamb nursery, and other adventures.

-Mighty Mad Max