My Fan Base Grows

I may need to hire a Super Full Time Assistant to help Mommy with my Fan Base and schedule!

Gma A's friend Suzanne came to visit me at the end of last week.  Thank you for coming!

Mommy's friend Viola also came to visit at the end of last week.  I've been eagerly awaiting "Auntie" Viola's arrival.  She made me a blanket!!  She also made me wonder ... "Auntie" Jessicana, where is that Monkey I've heard rumors about?  I love you, "Auntie" Jessicana!... haha, but back to my blanket, didn't Viola do such a great job?  And it matches my room perfectly.  I'll have to take a pic of it in my room sometime.

You can see the blanket there at the end of my bed.

"Auntie" Alicen came to see me on Sunday, and she brought us soup!  Yay for not eating toast for the 10th time in a row.  It was super yummy, thank you "Auntie" Alicen.  We also watched some Playoff Football (well, fell asleep... it was quite boring, wasn't it?... not much of a game.  Hopefully the Texans will be in it next year.)  I (most appropriately) wore one of my many sports outfits.

Daddy's friend Mick also came to visit on Sunday.  "Uncle" Mick was afraid to hold me!  Hah, he must have heard I am a Super Infant with super powers.  Do.  Not.  Be.  Intimated.  But, it is probably better that he didn't pick me up.  If he dropped me, I would have fallen like 10.5 billion feet to the floor.  Look at this guy!

I can't wait to see what loving fans come next.  Maybe I should start autographing my dirty diapers.

-Mad Max

Lovin' Auntie Tam, Uncle Michael, and Cousin Bells!

On Saturday I wore my Bella as a Pirate outfit from Auntie Tam and Uncle Michael (thank you!) ...  Bella is my Barking "Cousin" that lives with Auntie Tam and Uncle Michael in NYC.

Here I am ... how my sock got by my head, I have no idea:

Gma and Gpa A also came to visit on Saturday.  When are you coming again?  Will you go to Crave cupcakes for me next time?  Thanks for doing Activity Time with me!  Sorry I fell asleep!

Auntie Tam, don't forget we need to Video Chat soon!  Train Wreck Mommy made my getting ready for bedtime 6:30 pm... so we may need to wait until the weekend!  Love you.

-Mad Max

Mad Max is now weighing in at ...

Train Wreck Mommy, Daddy, and I got to leave the house today ... for my first doctor's appointment.  I wore a pimp outfit from Mommy's friend "Auntie" Tiffany, but I managed to poo up my back later that afternoon ...let's not talk about that though.  When a Super Infant has to go .... he has to go, okay?

Here I am with Daddy at my doctor's appointment.  Daddy had to strip me down to almost my diaper... whoa, whoa, whoa... now I know how Mommy felt at her doctor appointments.

Mommy found my doctor through her friend "Auntie" Ashley.  Thanks, "Auntie" Ashley!  She sure was nice.

So this will probably send the ladies into a line around the block ...but Mad Max is now weighing in at ...

As you may remember, I started at 7 lbs 15.9 oz.  The doctor even asked Train Wreck Mommy if she was feeding me Half and Half ... I'm just a growing boy, you know!

Not only that, but I am 2 inches longer.  2 inches closer to being the Texans kicker next season!

Here I am after my examination.  The doc said I am ready to take a Super Big Boy bath on Wednesday.  Finally!  The ladies like a fresh smellin' Mad Max.  She also said Train Wreck Mommy and Daddy should put me on a sleep schedule with sleep training this week.  What!  Sleep at night??  This is Mad Max you are talking about.  But then I figured this training schedule would be good preparation for the Texans Training Camp.

-Mad Max

Fan Club at the Hospital

Mad Max lovesssss visitors!  I really loved my hospital visitors and any extra special attention I got during my stay.  You know, being born isn't an easy task ... right, Mommy?

Here is the sign on my hospital room door...all of my visitors got to sign it!

"Auntie" Alicen was my first non-Family Member visitor.  Thanks for coming, and thanks for the Sprinkles cupcakes, Alicen!  Cupcakes are always welcome, says Mommy.

My hospital stay wouldn't have been the same without a visit from "Auntie" Jessicana.  Thanks for the flowers, Auntie J!

I also had a lot of train wreck visitors from my school, YES Prep SE.  This is me with JCranc.  How are you holding up w/o me "Auntie" JCranc?  Thanks for bringing me a flower.  Mommy and I are enjoying it in her room now.

Here I am being held by "Auntie" LAR / LARsies!  I miss you, "Auntie" LAR!  You keep Train Wreck Mommy in check (don't worry, I'm keeping her in check now).

Here I am with Wizard Norma!  Thanks for coming to visit and bringing us such a nice plant.  We are now enjoying it in Mommy's room... which is nice because we are trapped inside.  Mommy, when can we go outside?  Come visit again soon, "Auntie" Norma.

Here we are.. me, Mommy, the Wizards, and "Auntie" Jessicana.  Train Wreck Mommy!  Take a shower, please... oh wait, they wouldn't let you shower yet.  Sorry, Mommy.

Here I am with "Auntie" Brownie.  She brought me a cute monkey outfit, thank you!  I'll have to remind Train Wreck Mommy to take a picture of me in it.

Here I am with "Uncle" Matt and Daddy.  You may remember him from a previous blog post.  He already came to see me at home too!  Come visit again soon.

Daddy's Uncle Dudley and Aunt Maggie came to visit.  Aunt Maggie and I are birthday twins!  MJ and MJ!

I love you, Aunt Maggie.  Don't we have the best birthdays, ever?

And of course a big thank you to my #1 visitors - both sets of Grandparents!  They came to see me almost everyday I think.  They also helped Train Wreck Mommy and Lacking Sleep Daddy.

And here are my pretty flowers from my visitors, and from Auntie Tam and Uncle Michael and from "Auntie" Eek and Family.  Thank you!  Mad Max feels loved by his fans.

-Mad Max

TMZ at my Birth

So flashback two weeks ...

After I was born it was like TMZ at the hospital!  (You are not surprised, are you?) ... Everyone wants a piece of Mad.

Here is Gpa A getting his first glance at me, the birthday boy, Mad Max... Did I already mention that he rushed down the hall ahead of the other Grandparents to see me F1RST?  I think I did... or maybe Mommy mentioned that on her Facebook page.

TMZ Grandparents.  Where are my body guards?  Daddy!?  Mommy?!  Had anyone talked to my Manager or Agent about permission to take and use these photos?

Wow, look at me!  What a difference two weeks makes.  Have you seen what I look like recently?  Of course I weighed almost 8 lbs ... look at that face!  Mommy had tree trunk legs, and I had a watermelon face!  No wonder people thought I looked asian.

My stats, yo.

My super sad face.  I get that from my Mommy.

Here's Daddy with me the night I was born .. checking to make sure everything was a-okay!  Poor Mommy couldn't see me the night I was born.  I missed you, Mommy!!

Mommy loves this picture (despite my appearance ... cut Mad Max a break .. I just came out of my house / womb!) ... I can hold my pacifier straight out of the womb.  In fact, I was practicing holding and kicking things in the womb.  I'm going to be a professional athlete after all!

Finally, I am going to end this posting with my monkey toes.  I get those from my Daddy.  Ignore the black ink ... everyone wants a piece of my foot autograph!  The whole time I was a fetus ... Mommy said to Daddy "oh no, what if he gets your monkey toes!"... I was just giggling in my house / womb because I already knew I had Daddy's monkey toes.  I love you, Daddy.

-Mad Max